Letters to Padfoot.
Welcome, welcome! You've found the home of the Most High King Padfoot the Infamous. Here I devote my time to answering letters from my wonderful subjects. I know, I know, I'm noble as well as gorgeous, it's nearly too much to believe. Honestly though, let's have some fun! Ask me anything, tell me anything, I'm here to sit on my arse and answer all!
If you'd just kindly read my
FAQ's page first, it will make all misunderstandings and quarrels nul and void, I'm sure. It may also answer some benign questions that I would rather not waste time putting effort into.
Thank you all for visiting, and paying taxes. My firewhiskey and lady friends are very grateful.
Yours truly,
S.
